So, here's what happened. Little Boy recently turned three and it was suggested he have an eye exam. He's always the most excellent of patients, but this was new and he was a little timid. For some added confidence he wanted to sit on my lap while the doctor performed his exam. No problem, Mom to the rescue.
I was wearing a hoodie and had my phone in my hand when he asked that I sit with him. I absently stuffed my phone in the front pocket of my hoodie, sat in the exam chair and plopped him up on my lap. The phone was on vibrate so as to not disturb the doctor and nurses performing their jobs - good patient Mommy that I am.
Little Boy is obeying the doctor's every direction and chatting small talk with him when I receive a text message. A text message is a double vibrate since my phone is on silent.
I'm not thinking anything of it until Little Boy says very calmly "Mommy, you tooted." The doctor stops his exam and he and the nurse start giggling. I quickly try to reclaim my dignity by declaring "No! That was just my phone, honey." But it was hopeless - too funny for anyone to even consider acknowledging the truth...
I'm sure my face was a little flushed, but I was laughing too. Even better, when you don't acknowledge the text, two minutes later it will buzz again. I can say it was a very long two minutes until I felt as though I was out of the woods!
Children really are hilarious and seriously do say the darndest things. Their timing is always impeccable and no one within earshot is ever exempt. I love it. :)
And I can't help but include a shot from one of Little Boy's favorite movies.
Kate
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Kids say the funniest things :)
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you know what I find more hilarious? some of the things I find myself saying to my kids....I mean, for reals?!!
That's too funny!! I can't wait to see what comes out of Wyatt's mouth some day!
Hilarious! : )
That is hysterical!! Kids are a riot, my favorite thing about them. :) Well, one of...
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That is hilarious!!
My daughter loves that movie too. She wants a fart gun.
I love the humor! I'm laughing while imagining this. I had fun reading. Your kiddo is so witty. It made my day!
I just laughed out loud in the office. Blog success, definitely :)
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